I want to be different. When I see people making a house of cards, I picture making a house of popsicles. Just piling one on top of the other, waiting to see how long they take to melt. Would it turn into one giant syrupy mess all at once, or would it take lots of time and cause the house to fall upon itself? These things interest me. Why? Because Im mildly retarded. Please enjoy this photo of me and my fiance at a fancy-pants wedding dinner.