Tuesday, April 04, 2006


This is our pointless cat, Isabelle.
Her life consists of sleeping, crunching on catfood, and pooping. She also enjoys being pet constantly. And thats pretty much it for her. No worries. You will also notice that she is quite large. A giant cat Id say. But this doesnt bother her. She is unconcerned about aging, or losing weight, or fitting in.

Which brings me to my point: What the HELL is happening to some of these celebrities and their plastic surgery??? Its getting downright scary. Noone looks anything like themself anymore. They dont even resemble themself! I was watching American Idol tonight.. what the HELL happened to Kenny Rogers??? Thats not his face. Thats not even CLOSE to what his face used to look like. Why is he randomly Asian? He looks like the old guy from the Karate Kid movies. He has small beaty eyes and his face looks like its covered in wax paper. WHY would one do this to themself? Im not understanding this. You dont look better. You dont look younger. YOU JUST LOOK WEIRD. You look like someone rearranged your face. You have no expression anymore and you are no longer you. I am continuously shocked at just how awful the result is with these people, and still they continue to do it. WHY. Meg Ryan is another example. Beautiful woman. Or at least she used to be. Until her face morphed into Calista Flockhart. She looks like she was attacked by a swarm of bees to the lips. Demi Moore. If one more person says how good she looks Im going to scream. She looks terrible!!! Look at ANY picture of her from more than 8 years ago and youll see her eyes are no longer her eyes. Again, no expression on that woman. Her face is now permanantly rigid and mean looking. Thats attractive? The absolute WORST one so far has to be Priscilla Presley. She is now the Joker. I think when you go in for facelifts, botox, and all this other crap, they should just give you a standard "face." Everyone gets the same one. There would be a face for women and a face for men. You want plastic surgery of the face, this is what you will now look like. A young, tight, expressionless Jokerface with thin creepy penciled -in eyebrows. Is aging naturally really THIS awful that people must go to these extremes? Please stop. Im begging you. Trust me. You do not look better nor do you look younger. You only look CREEPY. Enough already.
Be like the cat and just simply live.

1 Comments:

Blogger KeViN Conn said...

I am offended by that statement.Kenny G is a GOD!!!!

6:31 AM  

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